Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

I'm Alaina. I like: heavy metal, books, math, science, space, physics, cats, funny things, flowers. You can ask me things if you want!

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fueled-byramen 6473 ♥ 11.22.12

eveing:

Andrea, maybe once you catch Mortimer you can teach him to play an instrament and he can join Corpus Callosum!

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Tagged: rat, instruments, adorable, .

34569 ♥ 09.07.11

I heart Toxic Waste

Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning…
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No…
Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream?

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2 ♥ 09.02.11

I <3 Toxic Waste

“Did you know there’s a guy living in our closet?”
“You’ve seen him too? “
“Who is he? “
“Hollyfeld. “
“Why does he keep going into our closet?”
“Why do you keep going into our closet? “
“To get my clothes - but that’s not why he goes in there. “
“Of course not, he’s twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.”
“Yeah… “
“Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?”

I fucking love this movie!

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3 ♥ 09.02.11

"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This…this is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."

— Chris Knight

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2 ♥ 09.02.11

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Tagged: doctor who, time travel, meme, .

dopamineandnorepinephrine 2588 ♥ 09.01.11

Now that world, and every other universe, came about as a result of possibility. Take the example of tossing a coin: it can come down heads or tails, and we don’t know before it lands which way it’s going to fall. If it comes down heads, that means that the possibility of its coming down tails has collapsed. Until that moment the two possibilities were equal. — The Golden Compass

Tagged: Physics, the golden compass, his dark materials, schroedinger, .

5 ♥ 09.01.11

physicsphysics:

Love famous physicists? (of course you do!)

Love classic rock?

Love T-shirts?

If you answered yes to any or all of these, you might want to check out where these designs are for sale at Monsters of Grok.

Tagged: physics, metal, science, .

disorderedbits 10166 ♥ 08.31.11

Tagged: cos, cosine, bill cosby, it's a pun!, punny, pun, math pun, math, trig, trigonometry, .

fuckyeahmath 4008 ♥ 08.31.11

Did Stephen Hawking Just Win the Most Outrageous Bet in Physics History?

physicsphysics:

jtotheizzoe:

The Large Hadron Collider has analyzed enough data to eliminate the Higgs Boson with 95% confidence.

Looks like someone may owe Hawking a beer …

The title is slightly misleading, but the article is well worth the read.

Tagged: physics, higgs boson, lhc, large hadron collider, particle physics, .

jtotheizzoe 442 ♥ 08.30.11

telephasicworkshop-:

LOL WHY AM I DYING?

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Tagged: einstein, penis jokes, marx, the nietzche one isn't that funny, beethoven, dirty jokes, .

bluenanah 27850 ♥ 08.28.11

Mmm

Lord Asriel was a tall man with powerful shoulders, a fierce dark face, and eyes that seemed to flash and glitter with savage laughter. It was a face to be dominated by, or to fight: never a face to patronize or to pity. — The Golden Compass

Hot as FUCK.

Tagged: Golden compass, his dark materials, lord asriel, sexy, .

16 ♥ 08.27.11